Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Jumping Castle + Beach

OMG Jumping Castle is soooooo funnnnnnnnn!
Yesterday was fun. Bro's 21st. People, food, COD, jumping castle, ice cream, cake. Wow. Nuff said.

Oh and Happy Oz Day! As usual with every Australia Day there comes the debate about whether we should become a republic and whether we should get a new flag. Personally, I don't ind the idea of a Republic as long as we don't lose the Queen's B'day Holiday =P

And as for the flag...meh, never crosses my mind.

Today was just as fun as yesterday. BBQ with some new friends and then a volleyball game with said friends. Note to everyone: whenever you play a sport make sure the father (church father, not daddy father) is on your team. We won volleyball in an intense 27-25 point game that went for ages.

After that, headed out to 'Nulla Beach. Thankfully Riots 2.0 didn't start ;)
But it was packkkked. Stayed there for a bit, tanned/burned, went in the water but that got cold so we left for Maccas and Subway for dinner. The day was good.

Keep it laid back and relax, Aussie style

TSD out

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Just coz i could get on.

Mhmmmm, just coz i could.

And what's even moar amazing....i ACTUALLY got bored on a holiday day overseas....Maybe it's just me, or maybe not....Why don't cha'll tell me? It's around 11pm where i am in Taiwan, so that means its 2am for my peoples in Sydney. Not a great time to hit MSN to tell em all i had a mad day to make them jealous, coz first, i ain't that slack, second, they ain't gon be on even if i wanted to do that, and last...i didn't exactly have a mad day.

First few days till this mornin', my appetite was beast, i ate non-stop. and i was STILL hungry. like starving hungry. Then today past, and it was like...dude, suddenly everythang don't look that good no moar. I dunno. but that's how i felt, lets hope it gets back to BEAST MODE tomolo.

No idea what to do, my uncles gon be out, so we gon have to make our own way round, visit places and stuff. hmmmmm, i'm missin' having people to get the same jokes i make/get, EVERYTHINGS CHINESE, and i ain't no joker in chinese hahahahaha ahhhhh SiiiGH.

Heard it's hot in Sydney, hope ya'll dealin' with it with whatever way you find nice. I'm freezing over here, one jacket bought, PLENTY MOAR TO BUYYY its only hard coz i want something that's not normal. Being the not-so-normal person i am. oh i was saying....I'm freezing over here so beach ain't exactly the first thang that comes to mind when i say 'dealin' with the weather', dayumm, just when i thought i'd go beach regularly to at least have a tan of some sort. hmmmmm.

Aights, TSD, MY BAD, I'LL LABEL MY POSTS, DON'T KILL ME. coz u can't.
hahahahahaha OK enywey, i'm out, being up this time is normal and not normal, but not cool in Taiwan coz no one in Syd is up. SiiiGH

I miss my bed, hahahahahahaha xP
...and my babee... wish i could see you xiao yi ge~

Ya'll,
Take it easy,
My. Jyamaigo

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Yeh we international now...


So J, you made it into that country of yours? Nice to see you have net access. Ish needs to get done niggz. Make sure you have a good time there. I expect your triceps to triple in size fro all that food you eating. Triple it with fat boy! And now you know. You CAN do that =P

Not much to report. Gotta prep the house for my bros 21st so pretty much have nothing to report other than my few brief moments outside the house. Got a bit of driving in. They call me a "heavy foot". Just cos I like speed. People hate on the NFS, that ain't cool. At least I brake when there's something in front of me. My natural instinct is to usually charge straight through it. Usually doesn't work with giant metal boxes. Funny how that works.

The three L's of Life


There's really only one thing left to do. And only one place to do it.

Big Dreams Ahead,

The Sleepless Dreamer

P.S. Mr.J LABEL YOUR DAMN POSTS. TYS =P

International!

Hows it GOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'????

Ya'll havin' the time of yo lives? probably not, but don't worry me neither, tho it might be a bit better as i'm overseas, but then again, to those of you HAVIN' the time o' yo lives enywey, we probably on the same page. Only been two days and i've had twice as much food as a usually have a day back at Sydney, the food here is pre-tty awesome.

Flight was not great, the food was terrible. my ass hurt at the end of the flight, i couldn't even stand up straight without hurting my ass. fun? not really.

But its as COOLLLDDD as a mofo out here. Talk bout chillin.

As i'm stayin' at a relos place, nice apartment, downstairs has its own library, cardio room, Karaoke, Billiard room and pool. Not to mention the surrounding streets are all lined with food. What moar could u ask for...convenience at its best i'd say.

Missin' ya'll but missin' someone a hell of a lot already..

Enywey, gotta run. First Post from Taiwan.
Ya'll
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Gone.

Well, not yet. But still. I can't even believe i'm leavin' ya'll today.

Yeah. TODAY. Imma hit the airport at 7pm, flight takes auwf at 10pm.

That means...3 hours of nothin' right? FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR out.

Yesterday was nice tho.
Gloria Jeans Sig. Ice Coffee with a best Bro (HY). Thanks fo fixin' up that stuff for my iPhone. Hope you auwll good with the job, keep on ownin' them kids hahaha. My mayne TSD, its aiights that you couldn't make it, what can i say, money rolls in when you work, and clearly, no money rolls in when ya'll out with Mr. J. Not yet anyway. hahahaha [I can almost hear someone say: Geez, what's that supposed to meann?~]

COLD ROCK LARGE TAKE HOME PACK, yeah? KILLED IT! hahahaha twas nice tho, funn, but i bet i can make it moar fun next time babe ;) and i didn't finish it coz i realli did wanna just stay, and with the added fact that it was ice cream soup hahahahaha, looks like the universe didn't want me to finish it either!~ yeah, real nice and sweet day [TM: 1 2 3 4 5 6] (thanks to the shirt hahaha). Now it only has me thinking bout her all the time, 我会好想你~

OFFERS OUT. HOPE YA'LL HAPPY!! all goodgood? hahahaha, i got into my course, smoothsailing it wass~ that ain't meant to sound like im braggin', mines an easy course to get into.

ROARRRR, mayne. Still can't believe it. But YES, imma try post up, get some emails sent whilst im over there. Yeah dat right, we international fo' sho. I'm international baby, I'm international baby~ (8) - USHERRRRRRRRRR, YEEEAAAHHHH MAYNEEE!

Singin' and Dancin'. But not feelin' it.

Until 11th Feb, its gon be Taiwanese Mr. Jyamaigo.
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Mr.Millionaire, The Mansion, The Yacht

Sooooo, long week gone, another THREE long-ass weeks coming up. MrJyamaigo leaving us for a while (but will hopefully still be posting, that's right - we international now baby). Sorry I couldnt get there. My nine hour days just keep getting in the way. Dw we'll plan something for you're return aye.


Elastic Man Smiles For You Mr.J

Thanks to Croft for getting me my new hat. Remind me to pay you soon. I really dont like living in debt especially when I have the money to pay it back anyway. Love the hat. It's got dog ears, says 'LA' and is blue and white. Supports all my favourite teams at once...The Lakers AND the Bulldogs! Yew!


L.A....L.A....L.A!

And y'all may have heard Like A G6 by now...Well I'm already cruising around in a G6. A Blue on. Not too shabby =]


I'll be back on more of my crazy ish later,

TSD out


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Sudden surprise.

Yo mayne Mr. J... is goin' overseas apparently

Just like that. Wake up one mornin' sleepin' in after a pre-tty darn good day, puttin' together a nice breakfast, then sittin' there chillin'. Then an 'in-yo-face' surprise. WE'RE GOING TAIWAN ON THURSDAY, GET PACKING! AND HURRY IT UP!

Dayum, i was thinkin' of goin' out n stuff. catching up with my mayne TSD coz he made some time work. But now im gon have to wait 3 weeks to catch up with anythang. DAMMIT and i just started drivin' as well. far out anymoar weird timing? give me any less notice? its like....dayumm.

dayum, i know, i know, not usually a reaction ya'll have/expect when you jus' got told you'd be goin' overseas. But still. That's me. I dunno,

ENYWEY, that's gon go, looks like everythang's gon have to go on hold. dammit, and that drivin' was getting real fun too, i was even plannin' moar days to hit the city, moar beach definitely after a REAL nice day out with my grrl [dayum, was bls we couldn't catch that movie babe, but definitely gon do moar o' that when i get back aiite? promise.] TSD mayne, my bad! From now auwn imma let u know if im plannin' on hittin' the beach and so we can grab some peepz and head on down, and just do watevs aight? we cool?

I also heard someone might shout errybody lunch, AND I CANT MAKE IT, DAYUM. SiiGH. Cain't you shout when i get back? hahahaha jks bud. ya'll have a nice time. I'll try MAKE IT next time hahahaha.

Then we hit that stuff bout offers. They's tomolo. SiGH.

Hope this is fun i'm headin' towards. Hope theres net, i'll try get a post up for ya'll if i can while im there. Pics might be nice too? aights, imma give ya'll some pics too if i can. Hope there's a spare comp, coz i KNOW imma feel like talkin' to some people. Ya'll want anythang? hahahaha. Gon miss ya'll.

Babe, you especially~

Sigh

well,
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

TALK BOUT DRIVINNN"

OH YEAHHHHHH

HIT THE ROADS TODAY

MR.J + ROAD = NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHTTTT

Tho turning with one hand is dangerous for a guy on 3 hours of driving from 2 years ago right? Geez. I should've known better, but no cars damaged, just that i'm... REAL HIGHHH, I LOVE IT.

Turnin' and all was aights, in the arvo, till i got home...i realised, i had only been making left turns. LOOKS like I will always be me hahahaha, not paying much attention. hahahaha, but seriously, not cool right? not paying attention while driving. Needa work on that hahaha

SO, since the arvo drive was only an hour, and dad didnt seem satisfied with my skills.

WE WENT AGAIN. 9:14 till 10:17.

Talk bout turninggg..... ROUNDABOUTS, then i did twists and turns both directions this time, scaring the hell outta my dad a few times with my one-handed turns [i swearrrrr, my left hand just doesn't help my right when im turningg, its like....IT JUST DOESNT MOVE] Then Dad showed me a place with a straight road.

Thoughts running through my head when i saw the road? OH YEAHHHHH, TIME TO NEED FOR SPEED IT UPPP. Turns out hittin' a bit above 40 feels a lot faster than i imagined. G.G.

So with the 40 cap, things went smoothly, no drivers were being douche-y to me like some azn dude in the arvo. Tried to 3 point turn, the road was wider than expected at night with no parked cars, so just made them into u-turns. fun fun funnnnn! After a final time accidentally making a one-handed turn, ma old man told me to pull over, and proceeded to demonstrate how dangerous one-handed driving is, explaining how i haven't had NEARLY enough experience to drive with a single hand.

Got to a point where he was just plain showing off. To which i laughed, causing him to chuckle and say.
"FINE FINE, i'll stop showing off...but...you get the point. NO ONE-HANDED DRIVING FOR YOU YET"

So then we drove home. Nice and simple. Then came the part where dad gave the review of my driving to the rest of my family. I didn't hear much but... there was a lotta laughter...followed by mockery. But twas all good, i was happy, and NOW....

I think i like driving....I actually WANT to drive now. That's a real change. I really cbf'd driving, i had told a lotta people that if i were to ever get rich before i learnt to drive, i would take that route instead of learning it myself. wow....i guess things change huh?

I WANNA GO DRIVING TOMOLO TOOOO, night time preferably. nicer people. or no people at all! hhahahaha

Enywey, lookin' forward to the beach tomolo. Hope to have a good day, Mr. Time. Please don't go too fast. I know how that saying goes "time flies when you're havin' fun" but, wouldn't hurt to slow down a tad aye? Might even be able to keep track o' ya.

Aights ya'll imma give that I-Spy answer this post b4 i post the answer up hahahaha.

OHKAY.
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Money In My Pocket, Jeans To The Floor, Shoelace Sloppy

Ahhh, sleeping in not my bed feels weird. Especially when that bed is twice the size of my regular bed. I didn't know what side to sleep on...Left? Right? Some might say "Just pick the middle, geez!" But, au contrare, I tried that. It didn't work either. So I made the best of...tri-worlds? I slept diagonally. Aw yeah, left, right AND middle!

Anyways, back to work tomorrow. That sucks. BUT LOOK WHAT I MANAGED TO FIND!


Spot Kobe Bryant. Hint: He's not one of the white boys

Yeh managed to find that on the Lakers dug up files. He looks the same, just with less hair now.

Anyways, probably be sleeping over again. Gonna work out how to sleep properly this time. And not get woken by the roosters again. At 0530. SiGH.

Mr.J I'll see what I can do for Friday. ACTUALLY, keep Wednesday open. I usually take the day off when I get stuff back e.g. HSC marks. Wednesday is offers day right? I should be able to manage to get out of work then. And TripleM, I'll see if I can get there tomorrow after work. If 5Quid ever replies. Hang in there Lillian. Plenty of 808s and Heartbreaks for everyone soon enough. You are not alone.

Playing for the team,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Dear Universe

Dear Universe,

Please stop being a dick towards all of my hopes and dreams.

Yours sincerely, Lillian but not really because I dun love you nemoar.

PS. Stop being such a dreamshitter.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

.Yesterday ~ Today.

Tis Crayyzzzyyy, Yesterday was prettyyyyy goooooddddddddddddd. And thats an understatement.

O' Course I'm talkin' of a day out with someone special, relaxing and fun. HOT, humid [Thanks to that boardgame cafe we was saved and had a nice time instead of being in the angry sun], but hit the turnin point on the bridge and it was all nice n breezy from there auwn. Found a lotta nice places on this day, was good! I feel that imma find a short-cut around the corner!

Talkin' of that bridge, got into a old but fun game. Ya'll remember...I Spy?


Well here was my view [well....a small part of my view]:



I spy...
with my lil eye...
Something beginning with 'L'

Hint: It's smaller than it usually is. [To which my reaction was....Whaaaa?]
Imma give ya'll the answer in the next post. It was like FACEPALM as soon as i heard the answer. Several Times.

Then we took a stroll back down harbour. Stopped by at different places, had our fun [Now how bout that armchair, cool huh? ;)]. And ya'll...please remind me how long 5 minutes actually is? Or its gon be one hell of a laugh for me! hahahaha. Ya'll, dont be scared, im not weird, this actually makes sense [well i hope it does...to one person at least!]

Then past the night markets, heightened appetite, a glance at the time had me surprised, we hit this real nice n cozy restaurant, Fujiya. Any o' ya'll heard of it? or been? I liked it. WE liked it hahahahaha. Whole run down and review o' the place had me a 8 outta 10 in my head [IN MY HEADD~ u know? the song? ohkay dw, LAMEEEE] price was reasonable and this was only a first visit after a long time no seein' this place, so.......actually puts it high in the rankings o' places i'd go now. Tried a sunset in fujiya, that's one down, the rest to GO! so...This place should definitely expect another visit from me, along with my smiling tickle [I still can't make that face! Dammit!] But. Late dinner, nice food, nice feel, nice laugh, happy n silly. I'm down for that ANYtime.

Couldn't have asked for a better day, thanks babe!~

*****

Then there was today, thanks to my Bros for showin' up. Hope I didn't kill ya'll with my boredom. Pool was naice, ya'll got the chip shot down yet? hahahaha. I had a chill time, hope you guys had the same. Coz before this was planned, that was the aim!

TSD ma mayne, tis cool, just lemmie know when you be aiite to come out n chill. But dayum it was hot, and apparently moar hot than yesterday. Mondays gon be a big 30 degrees. All sun, no showers. Feels like good weather.

Got free drinks, well, not really, but....free. I felt like Hungry Jacks Ultimate Double Whopper Meal. But once i hit the city today, didn't feel like it at all. STRANGEEEEEEEEE. So we had Japanese. Poporo! Funnily enough. I like the water that give ya. Tinge o' lemon. Its awesome.

ARNOTTS TIM TAM CHILLER FROM GLORIA JEANS. I WANT ONE SOONNNN!

Eeeennnywey.

HIMYM and TBBT eps up to date. Props to Shadowlordz. I also have...SAW 7!

Moar news, My iPhone case is melting along the sides, not cool. Need a new case. [OH, FRUIT NINJA TIP = EPIC, THANKS BRO.] Computers still not fixed, new parts still not available. A little frustrated actually. How hard can it be to order a part and sell it, being a computer store. I miss having my own computer. SiiGH.

OK. Don't know what's planned for tomolo, gon head out and gradually add some moar hours to my measly 3 hours i had quite a while ago. hmmmmm.

Alrite, i won't bore ya'll, enymoar. I'll post up and might even review some thangs/places in future, sounds good? stay tuned!

Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Keep My Hat Real Low

Oh My Gosh. I do this ish real big.

Forty Seven! Not that big a number right? It is when that number is how many hours you work. In one week. Yeh. BIG number haha.

Well today I WAS supposed to go and hit the city with ShadowLord and Mr.Jyamaigo and Soft Toy. But yeh. I woke up late. Even later for a guy that doesn't sleep. Intereting aye?

Today was pretty much:
Breakfast of nutri-grain
Shower
Finish setting up my laptop with my old files and Programs
Lunch of pasta bake topped with a good helping of melted mozzarella CHEESE (look there it is!)
Back to laptop
Cousins house

Currently still at my cousins. Sleeping over. Woo!

Oh and forever-in-my-heart-girl. You did awesome and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And if you have to come back we go house shopping together. I got spare beds too =] lemme know if you need anything aiite?

Flitting in and out of reality,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Thursday, January 13, 2011

For those of you that like ass

For those of you that like ass.

Today after moments of being poked by my mother verbally and by verbally I mean nagging, she yelled at me and told me to chill out with my friends. For those that know my mother, she is a pretty relaxed person at times (minus the monthly PMS) but thinks that I am not social enough. So this morning, I told her that I was honestly not bothered to go out and that I’d much rather curl up with a book in the corner of my room and stay there for hours on end. She called me an “idiot” but I was not moved. It was not until it hit 1 pm and I was being a recluse, that I was forced by my mother to get in the car and go. I am very grateful for her patience of dealing with a stubborn and lazy ass such as myself. I’m such a CBB girl.

After being lost by following my own directions, we gave up and went around in circles. I will admit that I am not being good with directions but at least I have the guts to ask around! Fortunately it was located in an area that my mother was familiar with and after repeated u-turns, 3 point turns and u-turns around and around and around the round-about, we got there in the end, though only after a phone call to my friends.

In the end we went to St Peters Indoor rock climbing centre. To get in, you need to be over 18 or have a legal guardian sign off a waiver form. Thankfully my mother was there to sign off three forms for under age babies, if not, they would have to have sit on the side and watch me and my friend, climb the walls pitifully. If you are ever considering going indoor rock climbing, make sure you have a partner! My mother left us and by god, those under age babbie like friends of mine were forever grateful. So you’re wondering, ass. What ass?

When I got in and passed the safety orientation, when you are belaying someone, you have to look up to make sure that your partner is not going to die and that the rope is tight so they don’t plummet to their deaths in your hands. There was nothing bad about that except for the mild rope burn and your neck in pain from craning high into the room. But when you look up all you can see is ass. A bad thing? I think not!

I have to admit it though, there were many attractive men and women who were all toned and showing off their skills at scaling the walls. It is for all ages! Children as young as 6 go with their parents to build self confidence and get fit! There is even an area designated for younger children where the walls have the footing in the shape of butterflies and balloons.

The room smelt of human perspiration and endurance. It was good to have your friends call you “incompetent” because it made you want to climb to the very top! It was overall a very encouraging experience. Even when your best friend calls you an “assface” because your ass is more attractive that your face. It’s such a wonderful experience and you learn to build stronger friendships by telling your friends to “man up” whilst undermining their masculinity (no exceptions for being female here).

I am not particularly fond of heights but getting to the top was exhilarating. It left me craving for more like some crack whore. I must say that it was a really good workout for the body. It uses your arms and calves. I got addicted to the adrenalin rush that I was climbing walls one after the other and my friends just looked at me like I was some freak possessed with this desire to get to the top.

Moving on to more ass, there were numerous young men that were strutting around the centre topless. I am not sure whether they are here to pick up girls that have spent more time with their mouths gaping open and fantasising about those abs and that fine ass than climbing the walls themselves. They were all good looking and they knew it. Every time I was belaying my partner the only thing that I could see was ass. I see an ass over here, another ass over there and another one up here. I love ass and basically who doesn’t? So for those of you that like ass, I say go and give rock climbing a shot!

Dat ass.

All the best!

Lillian xoxox

IT'S A TRAP!

So sup Gees, Mystery Double Mayne here. Ok I'm going to stop with the thug gangster talk, cause it just doesn't work for me xD (Y)

Congrats to ze Fyre&Brimstoan co-founders: TSD and Mr JHyperlink on ze successful launching and 2000 view achieving blog-o-matic-of-pure-awesome-excellency. Keep it up, we're cheering from the background.

So having just came out of 2 and a half hours of slaving away the undead with Gibsy [and might I add: Advanced Realism? We shall tank it till the Tank tanks us LOL], tis time to contribute.

Haha Lillian, Wow those relatives of your friend sure know how to talk back O_O, especially for a five and a half year old... [future Jock alert xD]

Yes HSCs have come in the mail, and so has TSD's i4. Congrats Bro, time for the iTouch to i4 conversion process xD. Dyou know how to set the compass to rotate the map yet? You'll figure it out xP

And to Mr J, yes. Saturday does sound pretty epic. It's going to be LEGEN-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is- DARY. LEGENDARY *hypothetical hi-5 and whatnot*

So with uni offers coming next week, work starting next Monday, I shall leave this post as is, as I bludge around some more infront of the comp [as I have been for about 95% of this limbo-land we're in] before hitting the books. Damn 2011 and beyond kids need help with Maths O_O sigh.

Live, long and prosper, *vulcan handsign*
Cyars.
Mr. MMM

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

BORED

Sorry to ya'll, postin' meant to be somethin' that done when there's something to say, or not. But still, in my case. I'm completely out. Time ticked like the matrix when they do that slow mo thang during the fight scenes, except without the fighting. Twas just the seconds on the clock ticking onto the next second. so auwn n so forthhh

BIG MASSIVE ENVELOPE WITH TWO SHEETS OF CARDBOARD IN ITT, with some hsc stuff came in today, ya'll '10ers mightve gotten them Errlier.

Checked dat NBA site today, after ma mayne TSD sent me some photo on fb, dayum what happened to them Cavs, mayne? Looks like they down without the King. 112-57 was dey score against them Lakers. Bad loss? No. VERY Bad Loss.

Check it. Enywey, outing down fo Saturday, goodgood? Aiites

Weekend Drivingg Lessons gon startt, ma old man's gon teach me till he grab a teacher, regardless of my skill level apparently. Hope that happens real soon, seems like driving might come in handy. I'm thinkin' it might actually be one o' them short-cuts i'm lookin' for, hahahaha just one of the many i hope to find. That's gonna be freaking AWESOME. ;)

OK! Actually a short post this time!
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Mista J, I AM your Mirror Mayne

So MrJ got asked to charity it up yesterday or some such.

Well today, yours truly, Mr.Sleepless, was walking down to the mailbox of his workplace to make a drop off when he got cornered by a man and womayne from the Make A Wish foundation. Now don't get my tone wrong, I'm all down with charity. In fact, I stayed to listen to what she had to say for about five minutes (not to mention, she was some pretty good eyecandy so that may have influenced me). But by the end of the discussion I had only one question: Do I have to be over 18?

In fact, I had to be over 21! Imagine mistaking me for a 21 year old. That's just wrong. Haha!

Anyways Make A Wish helps give terminally ill kids (terminally ill means no cure and impending death) there last wish. For example, one kid wanted to be a policeman, so they got him a uniform, had him inducted etc. The whole shebang. If you're over 21 check it out.

This is TSD signing out, go sleep,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Awkward Family Lunch

On the midnight of Friday lurking around on MSN I received an invite to my friends going away party. I was not to be fooled. It was a going away party comprising of middle aged Italians with lots of alcohol and food. How did I get invited? My friend was in desperation of someone to save her from the "Awkward family lunch". I was a bit careless and being bored I agreed to go along to save her from the misery and humiliation of her extended family. I do love her and I guess a few hours with her family couldn’t hurt right?

Well I was wrong on with that kind of thought. Don’t get me wrong though, I do love her to bits and I do admire the relaxed nature of her family. It first got weird when I came into the room late whilst her mother was thanking the family for coming to see her daughter off. Then she jerked her head to me and two other friends and kidded about how we wriggled into their private function sarcastically.

I laughed it off and gave her mother a hug and asked my friend if her mother had been drinking. She turned to me and said in the most dismal tone, “the worst part is she’s not even drunk yet.” I was alright with it as I had been handed a few glasses of champagne and I was the one who had been drinking. But there was not enough alcohol in the world to allow me to escape the meaty feast that had sprawled across the table.

EVERYTHING WAS COVERED AND ROLLED IN PROSCIUTTO. Even the rockmelon slices were not spared. Everything, I mean literally everything was rolled in slices of meat. The worst part was that in the end, everything tasted like salt and oil. It surprised me because my friend was actually a vegetarian.



With more alcohol to wash down my politeness in consuming slabs of meat and fruit covered in meat I met her younger brother and a few strange encounters were exchanged between us. (Including the time where he leapt at me leaving me wedged behind the sofa)

This is a recollection of some of the dialogue shared between us

Me: Hello there. How old are you? Are you five? Or are you six?

Little Boy: I’m not five. I’m bigger than five. I’m bigger than you! But I’m not six because that’s really old.

Me: Then what are you then little man?

Little boy: I’m five and a half years old.

So with our introductions out of the way, he began asking me questions, which I was told by his sister that he was trying to flirt with me.

Little boy: do you know how to count to ten?

Me: I sure do. I can do more magical stuff with my numbers. (I did extension 2 mathematics in high school)

As I tried walking away, he ran up to me and pulled up my skirt and held onto my thighs, refusing to let go. I shook him off violently only to hear him say, “Slobber, slobber you have my slobber all over you.” I found out momentarily that in an act of revenge he had drooled all over my left arm and my upper thigh. Frustrated, I went for more alcohol but he was damn persistent at his "slobbering."

He went on to tell me about his kindergarten class and he described his posse of six girls that follow him everywhere, so I asked him, “are you married to any of them?” To which he replied, “I have six girlfriends,” and after a short pause he yelled “NO! Twenty” and after another short pause he screamed “ I HAVE A HUNDREDS GIRLFRIENDS!! Yeah a hundred.”
Trying to keep him occupied and not destroying everyone and everything around him, I asked, “So tell me about your girlfriends.”

He replied, “They’re all hot.”

The whole room fell silent. Everyone turned to me and just looked at me in bewilderment. His grandmother looked at me and asked “Did he just say hot?” By at that point we all knew he was a flirty little five and a half year old boy.

Oh and another thing, her cousin called my ice cream cake melting as “a nuclear holocaust in the making.” To which I stopped consuming.

And at the end of the lunch I had a bottle of champagne to myself which made everything worthwhile. That was before they stopped serving me alcohol. Overall, I enjoyed the company of middle aged to old Italians enjoying a family lunch. I actually enjoy awkward moments and nothing can beat it except awkward family moments (even if it’s not with your own family!). So tell me, what are some of the awkward family situations you have been through? Give us a shout and share your story. The more awkwardness the better!

Oh and at the end of the lunch before the little man went off to watch his star wars marathon, he went around the room licking other people's knees.

And off to work! (Because blogging gets me no monies)

Lillian

Also, I didn't take the image. But the same idea applies!

Fyre blazin' I be burning mayne!

Hellyo! Seeing as all of us are posting this week, I thought I'd throw my two cents in (pretty stingy seeing as I'm getting them DOLLARS). Shit, I'm awwn my foolish flow agayne. Thanks to MysMayne, T-Pain AND LIL WAYNE!

Remember how mesa say me getting the tech? Well it's starting to roll in...quickly. Me iphone came in....but I wasnt home so it's sitting at a post office waiting for me to claim it 'fore friday or it gets returnt to sender. Shit. Better get awn that quick smart and in a hurry. Also got me a new laptop. For me. Finally. i7. Awwwwww yeh. 64 bit funfun.

On the work front, I hear Lillian and Triple M (Mr.Mystery.Mayne.) have jobs just like I do. Man 8 hour plus grinds are killers aren't they Lillian? What bout you TripleM? Longest grind? Jyamai- Oh wait. Sorry my unemployed bruvah. Maybe sometime soon aye =P. But it's cool. why work when you already paid? Hell I've done 18 hours in two days with at least one more day of work this week. I mean, that's the most I've ever done on a two day grind before. Tomorrow may also be a ten hour shift. I guess we'll see.

Hell yeh to the sky, to the city, to anywhere maynes, womayne. Shie we defs need to slay the beast formerly known as boredom. We. Gone. Kill. That. BN. Mr.J you know what I'm talking bout.

Fyre blazin' I be burning mayne!
I be speedin', get out my turnin layne!

Too hyped to sleep,

TSD gone esssshhhhh

Tealngd, wait...Tangled.

Welll, yesterday nice. Wait, ACTUALLY IT WAS WEIRD + nice. Strange weather mainly. And my mad scheme which made me feel...17 again hahahaha [no. i aint quoting that movie by whats-hes-face] And today. Boring as hell, Exercising and MSN was my highlight. SiiGHH

Aiites, so here we go. Walking to my rendezvous point, all was well [got there at 12:34, neat huh?] well, an advertising chick starts talking like crazy at me from ages away, and just kept goin, i was actually diverted from my straight walkin' path [I would've been where i needed to be at 12:30 sharp.] The conversation was a blur.

I hear a random ...
'Childfund' ....
'would you like to' ...
'do you know?' ...
'dying' ...
Then it his the word 'sponser' to which my brain responded by makin' me say:
'I'd love to...but im actually 17 so...'

"Ohhhhh, you're 17!! Oh my gosh, you looked 20!...." [i guess 18 is close to 20...? or...]...

Ya'll, i had NO idea what to do or feel...Happy? Sad? Good? Bad? Why don't cha'll tell me?

Mind ya'll, i thought bout it AFTER it happened, so at the time i just walked off with a wave and 'you have a nice day!' GG?...well, i think so.

Grabbed some desserT at a nice place, then hit the cinemas. Tangled was one hell of a movie hahaha, LOVED IT! and Chameleon? who DIDNT like that guy? i mean. That thang was the BOMB hahahahahaha. I don't feel man sayin' this, but the singin' part on the boat where they let up the two lanterns. That made the hairs at the back of my neck stand up for a sec, twas pretty good hahaha, i liked it! Was a mad movieee, at the very end tho, we auwll got cut auwff for some reason, whole cinema screen blacked out and the lights didnt even come back on. ... was nice ;) wait no no no, not the movie getting cut off, it was ah....

ENYWEY, then the weather played its part, nice n sunny once outta the cinema, then it progressed, to windy, then it went on to rain a lil while after that, then it went back to windy 'gain but with wind that was.....neither hot or cold, was strangely nice. That wind disappeared fo a whilee, then came back on my train ride back, dayum it was nice enough to nearly put me to sleep, luckily Adios, Goodnight came auwn and gave my eardrums a good shocking. AWAKE immediately hahahaha. Rained 'gain at night, and ya'll know what that means. Rain = Mad Sleep. or is that just me?

OH, DAMMITTTT my random search status is: Find a new shortcut. DAYUM that was awkward. But yeah. Imma scout for moar shortcuts.
And my Challenge status: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ;)
And yes, I'm pre-tty dayum good at being random.

Wtf, something outside smells like perfume....mixed with sunscreen.

THEN THERES TODAY...
Hit the gym...
Then...Someplace else which i forget...
Then nothing. like actually. Nothing.

I'm hungry. SiiGH.

TSD my mayne. Shadowlordz my bro. we needa hit the city sometime, not outta boredom but...ohkay maybe a lil outta that...I feel like playing pool. grabbin' some food. Just hangout. Soft Toy seems like he needs a day out too hahahaha Enywey, sort it out, friday or saturday, take ur pick. My minds on Friday. but i'm cool with anythang. ROARRRRRRRRRRRR

Still need iPhone screen protector, dayum. I wanna take photos.

Aights, ITS ONLI TUESDAY?! WHAT?! maybe its just today that time didnt fly, well, what can i say? i wasnt havin' fun.

I wrote your name... ~ (8) and imma keep auwn writin it~

Havin' nightmares I can't recall...
but ya'll...
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Monday, January 10, 2011

A toast to a new post!

I am happy to announce that I will be contributing to this blog! I cannot wait to see what I write about! (Just as a note beforehand, I often write with a severe amount of exclamation marks. If it makes me sound like an over charismatic high school girl then so be it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I hope that it will give me the freedom to write whatever spontaneously comes to my head.
My other blog is a more serious one and filled with poetry.

To be realistic though, as all bloggers it’s mostly to kill the insanity (or rather lack thereof) that boredom brings. I hope to kill the vicious cycle of being bored of the idea of being bored because I'm too bored to do something else because that would be boring. Yes, it is rather cyclical indeed.

I'm still new to navigating this site and I keep clicking my name in hope that something new will happen even though I've witnessed the same thing 3 times previously. You never know unless you try right? I cannot believe I'm still surprised that it doesn't change.

It kind of reminded me of the time that I said I was going to be back soon to do some rolling (literally rolling around in my bed) while I was in a middle of a conversation with The Sleepless and I got so involved with rolling that I fell asleep. Sorry about that.

Strangely this year's summer is not as blistering hot as I once grew up with. I remember the good ol' Australian summer when I spent the nights barely sleeping, being tired and ruthlessly angry at the heat during the day. I also remember refusing to sleep with a thin layer and waking up with a running nose in the middle of summer. Ahh nostalgia. Although it’s not as hot (temperature wise) it is rather HUMID! Now to proclaim my love for air conditioning!!! Even though I don't have an air conditioning system at home, I get to enjoy it every time I'm in the car, even if it’s for about 20 minutes. Air conditioning, I would love you more only if you weren't such a bitch and destroying the environment. No love for you tonight!

Stay in touch guys and someday soon I'll write about a strange encounter with a flirtatious five and a half year old. Who hasn't been there before? And out!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

post.

well, hey ya'll, hows thangs?

went to beach on a wonderfully hot day, to find the shoreline covered in bluebottles, damn tho stacks o' peoples still staying tho, was pretty packed. But chilled out i suppose.

HIMYM, good show. Barney = LOL. I have to say, that guy is pre-tty funny.

Checked out The Princess and the Frog, i liked that too. hahaha

today went past slowly, was dreary n all, felt like forever till it hit sun down, then thangs have just been goin faster than i can blink. Am I T-reds?

I've realli got nothing to say. i just dont wanna not post hahahahahaha,

i need iphone 3 screen protectorrr, i have two cases and i dunno which one i want to use...

should i get up and grab some food now coz im hungry? or im just cbb atms mayne, dayum,
i'm actually really bored. Takers was a good movie, i like da mayne TI's voice in the movie. hahaha

I heard the moonlight sonata. think i might give that a shot. last time i played, i was younger, and a lot lazier than i am now [don't get me wrong, i'm still lazy hahaha] so i might just get it this time round. ya'll wish me luck aiiite?


Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Friday, January 7, 2011

Oh My Gahhhh, It's So...Shiny?

Gotta get that...BoomBoomBooooooooooooom!


Check it out, it's a Gru-rayDisc!

This movie has it all; a supervillain, unicorns, minions, jokes and the cutest girl you will ever see. Aside from the Gru-rayDisc above, other jokes include:

"Bank of Evil
Formerly Lehman Brothers"

and the stolen Mona Lisa and Van Gogh's Starry Night placed in the girls' room. I woulda got pix but I cbb screenshotting and/or googling images. Soz.

What movie, you ask? Well if you didnt know by now, it's Despicable Me.


So yeh, I expanded my collection...again. I love how work gives you money and you immediately assume you can spend it all straight away when you're as young as me. Ahhh...the fool's paradise. But s'all good, work restarts on Monday.


Make me a maze in two minutes that takes one minute to solve.

I'm soooo red stilllllll. I can't even sit down for too long or my back starts burnnnning. But hey, MrJ. I still would lurve a beach trip aye? And Mr M.M.? Puh-leaze. Just call him TRIPLE M! Hahahahaha HOHOHO HEHEHE. Dayum Spedhead Syndrome is leeching from Jyamaigo to me. Escape! Escape!

Stuck in the maze,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Thursday, January 6, 2011

TIMEE TO POSTTT

Woo, yeah! Ain't been on this page for a lil while now. That's certainly MY BAD.
But that aside...

Hope ya'll had yo~selves a naice New Year, had yo fun, made up yo minds on what ya'll gon do to smash this 2011 hahahahahaha

Enywey. Days have been hot n cold ~ feels like sunshine, feels like rain ~ that sorta thang. Tho the sun's been.... damn beach weather 'sun'. TSD, we should realli get to that beach with some peepz b4 the sun let the rain take over. Tho it don't look like that'll happen fo a while aye...

WHAT HAPPENED TO INFO DAY...TSD...Mayne, i was there waitin' fo that rematch hahahahaha, but not to worry, we gon arrange another day. Mr. J'll be waitin. hahahahaha

The third 4th has passed and it's like, Happy Days~ spent a nice day, and a nice day after that [except for some stuff called Soju. mayne, you guys ever tasted that stuff? it was like...mayne i dont even know how to explain it, but it didn't taste so nice hahaha, tho it looks like it does its job pretty good hahaha] niceee dayyyyyyy hahahaha... thanks babee ;) and happy 3! hahahahaha woooo yeah!~

What's planned? welll, i dunno. like actually. im lost. but im lazy...being me...and i kinda, dont pay much attention to a lotta thangs so...hmmm... work in 2011? definitely fo me, shoutout to ma mayne who gave me a lil tip, imma shout cha somethang if it works out quick yeah? hahahaha, imma get myself busy with one o' them thangs called jobs, hopefully i'll sound less lazy hahahaha

What else is there, hmmm...auwn a movie hunt, lookin' fo stuff that's naice and hopefully have a collection that i can watch anytime, hopefully not by myself tho, movies alone is like, i dunno, i just don't feel it hahahahaha just aint cool fo me, i dunno hahaha ANY GOOD MOVIES?! lemmie know so i can have a look n see...if i like what i see! hahahaha [and that movie marathon....mayne, lets get that goin! yeah that's right, im talking to you mayne. you been having good luck too, soo? does it look like a change of date for that thang? lemmie know aight?] hahahaha

well, this counts as an early post right? wait....its 11:52, well.....for me? hahahahahahaha, im out...its like....

i dont even know what to say, im feelin' goood, but my eyes are like....mayne...we is exhausted. i dunno if that's good or bad, but. I ain't sleepin' yet... hahahaha

Well, i'll be sure to post moar often for ya'll, Mystery mayne, naice first post, im looking forward to moar mayne, good work!~


While i'm kickin' back and relaxing, hope ya'll taking it easy...So...
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo [hey, how would Mr. [m.m.] sound? ya'll have to make the sound, like mmmmm insteada saying 'em.em.', so? hows it? hahahahaha. 'Gee~' as someone would say in this situation :P]

SO T-RED. Actually, I'm just so red

It was a bright and sun shiny day. TSD headed out to Cabarita Pools with friends and fam. He stayed there for about four and a half hours during which time he ain't, swam, rested, tanned?, swam and dried himself off. A good day all up. But now he's red from burrrrrrn. Aloe Vera spray ftw!

That's pretty much it for me today; my little status update to the world...

Have a beautiful nightmare,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Fall and Crash Into Me Like A Wave (continuation)

So I'm back agayne. Hello Mystery Mayne, Jyamaigo. Howzit?

Sooooooo tired. Walking and walking...in not my shoes! Thanks man, anytime you wanna swap clothes lemme know. I'm always up for it =P

And yes I promised some photos so here they are:

One Box


Two Box


Three Box


Oh good no more =]

[One disc, two disc, three disc, more?]

 

Well, it is the extended collector's edition, so I suppose it is warranted. I like it though, the box is shiny and that's all that really matters isn't it? Also extended the CD collection:


P!nk: Greatest Hits...So Far
Flo Rida - Only One Flo Part 1
Guy Sebastian - Twenty Ten

So headed out to the unis today. Met up with Shadowz, Shifty and a few others. I wonder if Mystery Mayne was there? Unfortunately, Mr. J couldn't make it/we couldn't be bothered to trek all the way to him. Maybe some other time bro =P

I guess I already know the course I want, and I have a reserve in mind so hey, I'm set for that. Post grad is also on the mind, if we maintain that 5 GPA. Study buddies ftw!!!

Feet so dead from walking for agesssss. Rest time for me,

I'm gone day dream y'all,

TSD out.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Under the Coconut Tree

Oh we back in the most amazing way...really? What is the most amazing way?

I think imma have to do what my brother Jyamaigo has done before and split this post down the metaphorical middle and continue it tomorrow. This is on the account of me taking some photos that I wish to take lighting up my house and waking the other inhabitants who are currently in the land that eludes me oh so often - beddy bye land (a.k.a. LaLaLand). Don't sleep, your man TSD is unconscious.

Sorry for the lack of postage in the lately. There was nothing for about 5 days. But at least we got Mystery Mayne to make his first, of what we hope will be many, posts. Kicked it off with a countdown/prediction. Not too bad for his first.

What's gone down in my world lately is the expansion of my ever increasing physical music and movie collection. I smell the Discography of Flo coming my way soon. One more to complete his ever increasing set. Got a collectors edition of one of the greatest movies of recent times (real recent). Wait till I show you the box. There' 3 cases. It's a mission to get to the movie disc. Of which there are two...interesting.

In the way of tech, me getting teched out. Got a PS3 on loan from a cuzo for a month. Turned me into a COD addict. Knife...Famas...spray...swap weapon...AUG...Knife...AK47 with Reflex Sight. Yay! Also got me a new phone on the way. i4 to be exact. Bout friggin time. I only planned to have one about three months ago but what ho? No stock. That has now been rectified.

Check it, pix coming tomorrow. Maybe I'll get a status update from Lillian. She appears to be on a little break. I'll let y'all know. Maybe there'll be some pix from tomorrow's event with a meetup with Mr. J, ShadowLordz, Soft Toy and (one of the?) Mystery Mayne on the cards. Shadow's always got his camera ready. There's an app for that =P (INside joke)

From a rather comfortable bed somewhere in Greater Western Syd,

The Sleepless Dreamer

2011

Was told by Mr. J and TSD I had to post sometime soon, so I managed to convince them to walk me my first post. We decided to post a recap of all the memorable things that happened in 2010. Coincidentally, there were 10 things that came to mind

10. HSC

Yeah ok, this shouldn't really need explaining, but I'm sure this would've stuck out this year, specially our improvement in rankings from 28-->13. Glad it's all over, but it seems easy in retrospect now that it's done and dusted. Anybody else feel the same way?

9. Yeah 3X

Ok. To be honest, i have no idea what this means, I'm not savvy to these things.

8. Mr J got a gf

Surprised? I think not.

7. Driving

Speaking of driving licenses, I heard the other day people from James Ruse only get their 'L's so they have proof of ID for their UMAT. Hope this isn't true, but for the rest of us, we get our licenses to drive.

6. NBA

Again, not familiar with round ball :(.

5. NRL

Now, this odd shaped ball I am familiar with! Better luck next year Storms ;) Gotta hate St. George.


4. Inception

Can't argue with Inception as a major event in 2010! Who doesn't enjoy a total mindfuck once in a while?

3. Alcohol

Officially, this was the year when all the writers at F&B had tried alki. Not all of the us liked it, but hey worth a try right?

2. Jobs

Don't know about Mr J. here, but i can safely say the rest of us aren't bumming around doing nothing :P. But seriously, work sucks.

1. The birth of F&B

And the best thing that happened in 2010 was of course Fyre and Brimstoan, without which YOU wouldn't be reading THIS entry and eagerly awaiting the next.

Yes, you're welcome.

Cheers.


But I'm not finished yet. I couldn't just leave 2010 without making a few predictions for 2011. Actually, 11 to be exact.

11. All of us to make uni.
10. Dr. Dre to dominate the charts
9. Mr J. still to love Ne-Yo
8. the rest of us to gfs (we're not as lucky as Mr. J.)
7. All of us to have our 'P's and one of us to have a car.
6. The start of our b'ball team, Lakers to go 3 in a row.
5. Maybe NSW for Origin? Maybe Australia for Ashes?
4. Avatar 2?
3. All of us to legit drink in a club somewhere
2. Mr. J to be employed + others to get wage increases :P
1. 10k Views for this blogspot

We're out of predictions and highlights. Post something if you think we've missed something.

Cheers.