It's been a while....

I've been rather busy lately and consequently I have been neglecting my blogging but it's not like my life was interesting to hear in the beginning.

I've been preoccupied with the nonsense of enrolling in one course and then unenrolling and then doing the whole process again but only at a different university. And there's the part of getting rather hideous and peadophillic university ID cards that last four years.

Life's been pretty hectic and it hasn't slowed down the slightest! I got all excited about being employed for a decent wage and some pretty decent times only to hear that my paperwork got turned over after a teacher complained about the lack of hours that he was receiving. So now I am forced to look for another employment opportunity and it's HARD BECAUSE I AM SO UNEMPLOYABLE!

Paperwork was heaps awkward: Do you have a history of being associated with child pornography?
What kind of question is that for a person who was considered a child by the state only 2 months prior?

But I digress...

On the upside some new poetry written by my left hand has been posted up, not much novel writing or reading on the sidelines.

I hate the fact that you have to pay to join a society at university. I am looking forward to O-CAMP in a few weeks that is if I can afford it. I hear rumours about mixed cabins which I'm not looking forward to...WHAT ABOUT GIRL GOZZIP? :/

My love for uni life is starting to dwindle. I now have to pay for my textbooks which is another bane in my life.

I hate being a grown up and there's that awkward moment that we all have to go through and that's making new friends. I fear a bit because I can get pretty awkward at first...

All the best!

Oakley Shades

Yo so your mayne, TSD wants some new shades. Oakleys to be exact. And not just ordinary ones. Custom made, custom paid shades. He's narrowed it down to 5 designs ranging from $220 all the way to $310. Price is not an issue (I mean, I am paid when I need to be, its got to do with a motivated work ethic). Here are the designs. Comment or something, let me know what you think.

Pair 1 - Polished black frame, VR28 Black Iridium Polarised Lenses and a Team Red Oakley Icon: $289.95

Pair 2 - Polished black frame, Warm Grey Lenses (not polarised) and a Team Blue Oakley Icon: $219.95

Pair 3 - Clear frame, Grey Polarised Lenses and a Team Red Oakley Icon: $309.95

Pair 4 - Polished Clear frame, VR28 Black Iridium Polarised Lenses and a Team Red Oakley Icon: $289.95

Pair 5 - Brown Smoke frame, Black Iridium Polarised Lenses and a Tan/Brown Skull Oakley Icon: $299.95

All five pairs come with "Mr. Sleepless" etched into the bottom left corner of the left lens. You know, for my own personal touch. So what do you guys think? Personally, I prefer Pairs 2 & 3. Wanna help a guy decide?

Dreaming of the new shades,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Everything will be okay

And so my computer parts are all here Cept for the CPU once thats in I'll be set My old man's overseas and havin' fun and callin' back a lot to rub it in our faces that he's enjoying nice food while we stuck back here not even know what to eat I didn't even know what to eat for lunch today was sorta weird coz i forgot bout it anyway that ain't nothin' to worry bout Well i think anyway wanna watch a movie with that smillingsomeonee o' mine we'll find a way and yeah its gon be just like the title says and i mean that's gon apply to Everything
Seems like it's been long since i've posted and where that mayne TSD flown auwf too New music two songs that've caught my attention and another one thats resurfaced just suddenly and made me feel like it's been a while since i heard it The two new songs are Lloyd's Cupid and Ne-Yo's Give Me Everything oh and i think there's two versions one with just Ne-Yo and the other with Pitbull Nayer and Ne-Yo whilst the song thats popped up again is Bruno Mars' Just The Way You Are
NBA All Star game watched i thought it was pretty less than averagely spectacular only a few jams here and there that gave auwf some sparks but other than that seemed like a game that was confusing and one that somehow lost my interest but kept my awake through the whole game Or maybe i was t-red and the lights from the TV kept me up tho that don't happen much

I'm tired but from nothin' so i got no idea why i'm complaining but that's how it is anyway hope y'all enjoying yo days people like me starting uni real soon hope ur making the most of the time before uni starts either havin' fun or preparin'

Thinkin' of one thing and one thing only~


Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Startin' aye?

With uni in front of my eyes, i actually dunno what to feel.

Let's be optimistic, it's gon be fun. Once i get all my shit together hahaha, hope thats gonna be quick. Tomorrow gon go check out what my course is all bout, what it's got for me in detail. Tour of the place maybe? It's been lookin' pre-tty good lookin' at all the peoples during they oweek, fun and games. Gonna go check that out. Get my ID. And yeah. See what time that gets me to.

Just back from the gym and my shoulders and back are realli killin' me. I feel like a coffee. Lucky I didn't have one yesterday. That would've been a lil interesting i reckon, but fun ;) hahahaha, but yesterday, well, I'm glad it was fun for my smilingf00l, i had fun too!~

aights well, printers coloured ink has died. Need moar. NBA All Stars match yet to download and watch. Hope that'll be nice. So for today...just doin' what i can for that computer o' mine that - yes - i've meant to have bought by now. Hopefully i get it before ma old man leaves for overseas. Or i'd be startin' uni with no comp, that'll be a trouble.

oh, and that quote up there from my mayne TSD. I like that. hahahahaha

Aights, hopin' time flies, but also hopin' it doesn't. I'm not all that good at makin' sense. But ya'll know what i'm talkin' bout right? Or is it REALLI just me? hahahahahaha

i have HOMEWORK to doooooooooooooo, and this is the type of hw that i realli wanna do as SOON AS I POSSIBLY CAN. Onli coz the rewards are much moar interesting. See? To ya'll, i'm getting moar random by the second [but to someone i'm makin' perfect sense~ cool huh?~]

Well, gon grab some food, have some coffee later, have a hazelnut liquor chocolate and ah...yeah...see to what needs to be done. I'm feelin' like parra.....

oh, and i needa learn to drive quicker. faster. pun or no pun. i need to! hahahaa

oh, it's 12.34, well for my time anyway ;)

Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

And I feel like moneyyyyy!

I'm battered and bruised...cos that's what scrunched up money shoved in your pocket feels like. But, like having money in your pocket, it feels good. Training sessions are starting to wear away at the before-uni holiday inactivity. YMCMB. Double money. Let's go ALL IN!

Here I am, raving off into madness again. Guess all the pent up excitement over the last few days and the next few is finally getting to me. I took a break for a while, I been learning things. Learning bout myself, my life, the people around me. And I think its starting to click. One wheel rolling into place. And Baby Boi gotta plan. AND THIS MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE MONAYYYYYY!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Shit. Speaking of money...In a few days, I'm going to have zero. Sucks. Lots. But I'll get that money back. With no hands.

Lemme leave y'all  with a quote I like:

A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship


Remember that,


TSD out

i dunno,

Was gonna post then completely cbb'd.

Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

This ain't Nappy Boy, but this is what we do

Best foot forward with every step. I came here to find you, not to relive them, just to remind you.

Aye boy, Fyre been turning to steam lately but that ain't no problem. There's the 6th degree of connection coming from this pile of Brimstoan over here. Whatever happens, remember that I always got your back. Come to me whenever. I got that Rock of Gibraltar ish going on whenever ya need.

Dayum. Felt good to get out again. Especially at night. That was one mad party. It went auwf! One of the best nights I've had. This Dreamer got some dance (or what passes of as dancing these days) on. Even after he said that "I'm not gonna dance. I don't dance!" Thanks for the awesome night missy, pulling me on the dancefloor. Hope you had as much fun as I did.

And as for the Birthday Boy, I know he had fun. Dancing, both to club DJ beats and the Lebanese stylez, and all the other stuff going on. It went off. Thanks for a great night.

Highlights of the night include the many drunken friends entertaining me on the dancefloor and everywhere else in general, the special rendition of wood breaking, a certain "Take Your Shirt Off" event and Flo Rida and Usher out on the floor.

Oh and a sleep in the next morning. Damn I haven't slept past 9 a.m. for ages. It felt good =]

Other highlights/escapades from the weekend:

The sleeping pattern of a madman

Fruit Ninja Vengeance! Take that ShadowLordz!

I'd throw up some pix from the party, but hey, I didn't take any =P

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

The Sleepless Dreamer

What can I say.

Was gonna go driving JUST THEN,

but the car was needed.

It's been as hot as hell.

I've been as worried as hell.

There was a moment when everything DID feel like hell.

Talk of Fyre&Brimstoan, i'm the Fyre, but this 'hell' ain't nothin' compared to what i am.

Been sick for a few days, but i've held it off. It's now better, given some energy.

Uni timetable still pisses me off when i look at it. My Week 13 looks pre-tty good.

Dunno if it'll be that way...or any of my days for that matter.

Oweek date, 23rd.

My old man's goin' Shanghai so needa grab my comp b4 he leaves so i'll have cam/mic

Believe it or not. I've been an idiot.

I'm gon pull myself up. And it's gon work.

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages. No this ain't T-Pain.

This is Mr. J goin' on self-improvement from this day forward.

Believe me.

Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Back to reality

Things being a bit messed up. That's my situation.

My uni enrolment was kinda slow. i ain't leavin' that shit till last minute next time. My timetable's so bad i was on the verge of going to uni and tearin' up the office o' that lady who didn't give a shit about what i was saying. Just rushed to 'finish' something, probably going back to grab some bush tucker or something. Aights, enyway. As long as i get my time to catch up with my people, I'll be good. coz most o' them goin to that other uni.

Things are hittin' the norm slowly and i don't really like the pace it's goin' at. it's a lil...too slow. Turn them hands on the face forward a lil and then we talkin'.

Uni....has me thinking a hell of a lot moar than i usual do...if at all. 2 hour breaks here, 3 hour breaks. Yeahhh, dat right ya'll, an hour in the morning, 2 hours free, another class for an hour then 3 hours break then a last hour class. And that's just one day. Lucky it's the worst day. I'm startin' to see why some people just cbf goin' altogether. But, ultimately, i ain't one to talk. I live a 5-10 minute drive away from my uni. Seems like a lotta people have to make they way to uni from places a lot further. I feel your pain, a lil, 40-60 minute trips to schools the furtherest i've had, so, a lil? tell me if its not at all. SiiiGH

Well, on a lighter note, my bro's just stormed in two days ago with a 40" LCD TV, he was like, 'yeah, i got a ps3, so i figured we might wanna watch movies too. So this looked like.....THE SHIIIEEETTTTT' Well, be that a big or small tv. It's pre-tty nice, games he got? Gran Turismo, Final Fantasy 13, Tekken 6. My sister's in love with Lili and button-mashing (for ya'll who know what i'm on bout, yeah...she sounds physcotic when she laughs at her opponents defeat) Lucky i ain't as high when it comes to gaming hahaha.

Finally this fat mofo goin' back to gym now. Taiwan stocked up the fat and protein (so much fat i don't even think i should've mentioned protein) and now it's back to normal eating, healthy eating. It's a lil weird still, it feels like...we undergoin' some food crisis or something back here. But it's alrite, Taiwan's lifestyle is aiiite for a shoppin' and eatin' holiday, but its definitely not somewhere i see myself living. Gym was aight, there were a lotta people, but didn't seem like many, a lotta new people, i dunno if they new or if they new, but yeah, average workout, get back into it, then imma find some routine to stick to. Sounds good? Sounds good.

in the 'heat' of the day, believe it or not, i had breakfast after the fifth paragraph here, needa learn to make some mad coffee. coz ... well ... i like coffee hahaha. ITS SO HOT. I'm dying here, so stuffy and i realli cbf doin' anything...makes me think of that Bruno Mars song. The Lazy Song. hahahaha

OH TSD, I SAW SOME BN WITH THE RED VERSION OF BEATS BY DR. DRE. i swear them headphones looked better on me. shoulda asked him for it. you rkon he would've given em to me? i mean. im sure he threw all 280 on the table when he took off with em hahahaha. Probably moar, he looked like a real dumb BN.

OK. I'm gettin' real bored. It's been a long time since i've just sat here and typed wtf came to mind or whatever the hell happened in the day already or the days before. Feels good. Gonna post now, gonna post later.

Got stuff the tend to, chocolates & heart-shaped biscuits to snack on!~ I'll talk to ya'll later.


Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No energy....gonna....collapse...Oh yeah. Amazing what a routine training schedule can do to you after six weeks of inactivity. I have blisters all over the soles of my feet. It's a bitch to walk.

But enough whining. Uni timetables have come in. My 24 hour week has severely messed with my 32 hour work week and now I'm staring down the barrel of unemployment. Centrelink here I come! Imma join my mayne, Jyamiago, in that boat. Not working but somehow able to afford a gym membership =]

I'm lost in the world, I'm down on my mind. I'm building a city, I'm down for the night.


Join me in my city sometime. I'll drop a proper post sometime soon. Mr.J's been a bit slowwwww. He knows what I mean.

I'm out,

TSD

He back, I'm out, We gone

And we back again. Barely in the country for 36 hours and Jyamaigo is already DTP (disturbing the peace).
But props to ya. You were my excuse for breaking the stagnation that exists in my household. Already back into the mutual insults throwing at each other. But...a jet lagged Jyamaigo and a physically drained Dreamer make for an interesting and somehow lacklustre verbal sparring session. Observe:

Mr J = White, TSD = Green

Oh and that picture your "sister" thought would be good for me...Should I be worried? I mean seriously, that was some weird ish hahahahaha. Just let her know mesa single and lurving it =P

AND AND AND I figured out that you got me a bracelet and not a necklace hahahahaha. I was like "huh...wtf this aint gone fit on my neck!" but dw I'm wearing it now. THANKS BN

OMGosh....I'm hairy rahaha!

And of course...WELCOME BACK HERO BOY!

We gone hit up some parra soon aye? Today was nice. Real chill. Pool, food (hot and spicy pork belly is essentially "really sweet and mildly spicy pork belly"). First time Korean food, not a bad choice boys. Quite tasty...and free rice. This Guai lo's favourite. And Jenga at board game cafe. I'm glad I didn't lose three in a row. Especially with punch bet from Mr. Triceps (looking at you MrJ). Thanks Jyamaigo, Mystery Mayne 1 & 2 (yeh dat riite, we DO know them), MT and Monkey Boy. 

HAIL TO THE HERO

Mind racing at a million miles,

The Sleepless Dreamer

Back.

Back. And here i am.

ohkay, im so t-red its not even funny, i was so enthusiastic when i got home, i unpacked a lotta stuff, sat down and kept fallin' asleep every five minutes still, i stared blankly ahead of me, couldnt move my hand to scratch my head....so i went to a room....forget which one, and just crashed. dayum.

woke at 8:30 to go out for dinner. THAI FOOD.

OMG ITS SO GOOD TO BE BACK, THE AIR IS CLEAN, I KNOW THE PLACE, I HAVE A HOME, I CAN RELAX AND NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME READING THE SIGNS IN CHINESE.

But no moar of that mad food everyday whenever i want, sigh. There'll be a next time. DON'T WORRY!

Guess its back to reality now. Back to...well....day out tomolo apparently. hope i can make it. hope the others can too. Chill, get out thereee, breathe some fresh and clean air, sa'll good :P

But that's that. Imma calm down, rest it out fora few days, then see if imma post up some Taiwanese photos and stories.

I just yawned. I'm tired. Maybe i should sleep....in a lil while

Checkin' the weather, hope tomolo's a hot day, need one of those.

Coz i'm back,
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Nearly Here.

SO, TAIWAN's been a blast, well... most of the time enywey.

but shiatttt (Katt Williams, check him out on youtube - Everyday I'm Hustlin' - Do it.)

...it's been 3 weeks huh? Even a few days moar, dayum, they say time flies when you're havin' fun. It also seems to have flew when its auwll in the past. I'm kick into the cliches but....it realli DOES feel like yesterday that i arrived. Except now i know a hell of a lot moar bout Taiwan, places to go, foods to try, night markets and department stores to grab auwll that stuff that's gon make ya standout back in yo own country (unless you live in Taiwan...even then...i probably know how to make ya stand out hahahahaha)

But tonight...is the night~ I'mma be on that midnight flight back to Sydney, be hitting Sydney land at around noon tomolo, then imma frikkin' turn ma phone back on, instead of being on locked sim and not able to make calls or texts or go on the net. Hope the weather's aiiite, is it? why don't cha'll tell me? :P

So much to say that i've done, so little time, buying food here has probably made me NOT use to buying food in syd, omg the maccas here....I'll let ya'll know when i get back and post up them pictures. and even then. you won't even have experienced how good it is. i know i know, goin' overseas for maccas is lame, i should be eating Taiwanese food, but hear me out, i've had all the 'you must have in Taiwan' foods that we all could think of, including my friends and family here, and the random store owners we talked to bout food. And last time i came, had to have maccas coz i was starving and had to go somewhere in a rush, and it was ...well.....LEGENDARY, so had to have it againn!!

Got a lotta photos, bought graphics card and RAM, gettin' back to sydney imma buy errythang else...then have a new comp! hopefully within a week or twos time, if not, my sis is gettin' a laptop from school, shes in year 9 and missed 2 weeks of school, or one...i forget...LOL so i'll be able to use her comp, OR that one :D

Now tidying ups done, gotta figure out how heavy everything is coz its 30 bucks AU each kilo over. Dayum, right?

Well, i'll be back soon, Valentine's Day is also coming up, lucky i'm back b4 the 14th hahahaha, its gon be good hopefully.

To my tired babee, im gon be back to make sure u alright aiite?~

NOT looking forward to the 8-9 hour flight on shitty china airlines. Wish i could fly.

So while i'm on my way back, ya'll better...
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo

Hip Hop IS Dead...

So, ummmm....shit?

Now, you may have noticed a distinct lack of traffic these days around the blog. NO FEAR, MR.J IS ALMOST HERE! And when he gets back we'll be going out, hitting the city, hitting each other and having a lot more to blog about. Sorry bout the wait,

TSD out.

Karma is really a b*tch.

It really is...

Especially if you are these two kids.

(Sorry for imageshack link .. blogspot doesnt like this picture enough to upload it... Wanks)

Now i don't know about you guys, but i literally lol'd my butt off when i saw this. My day was complete as soon as i saw this ebay page!! Come on, the guy in the blue shirt looking completely devo'd with his younger brother holding up his beloved beyblades (looking like a serial killer probably staring at his mum constantly thinking to himself "im going to stab her" or maybe thinking this LINK) was just plain hilarious. And what made it better was the item description which just sold it.

"As you can tell they are not happy about this! ... They had approximately $125.67 in their piggy banks that will be going to towards the cost"

Ouch. Imagine saving all your money up only to lose it to a broken bath tub destroyed by nothing else than beyblades. Now having to restock beyblades on shelves and dealing with children asking for it all the time over and over and over again you got to love beyblades .... Nah, I HATE BEYBLADES. But come on, beyblades do bring back some memories. In fact about year 5,6 primary school (before they got banned for reason unknown to man) beyblades was the craze; before magic cards, before yugioh and a little after pokemon. Battling other people on cement floors was super fun and watching 2 spinning tops with metal hit each other and scream out loud when sparks flew out was the real deal. Was i the only one who had dreams about copying the animated series screaming "GO DRAGOON I COMMAND YOU .." wishing a monster would come out from the middle? But now as a semi-prebubescent man, hearing the words "LET IT RIP" tightens my sphincter so much it can break a wallnut.

Ok that was off topic. ANYHOW back to these two little boys. TBH I actually have no clue how i found this ebay page. Dont bother asking. BUT this ebay page was so hilarious apparently this appeared on the 6pm news on channel 9 which i didnt bother watching (who does actually lol). But im glad i did find this page, screen shotted it because seriously it is so funny even ebay didnt like it and shut down the page. Maybe because of this

And ...

(And this is before i was told it was on the news)

Now come on that is hilarious a 999,999$ bid. LOL. Ever heard of the phrase "Trollers will be trolled". Well obviously some people objected to this. That much it made the news for crying out loud. But to troll the parents who trolled the kids is just plain hilarious. I can picture the parent go .. "Oh f*ck, I'm f*cked" And take a look at all the gimp accounts! Haha owned.

Now, if you were a non-believer you would say "FAKE". But im pretty sure it isnt. If your kids destroyed your bathtub with cruddy beyblades wouldnt you be pretty annoyed too. Well first of all you wouldnt have kids who are completely retarded to use METAL beyblades in your bathtub. You would have retarded kids like these guys LINK (turn on volume up). Nah im kidding.

Well on a side note, i wasnt kidding ;P

Laters,

MM

Time flies...sometimes.

Dayum, first and foremost, my apologies to my mayne TSD. FK i shoulda had that shiett ready for ya before i left, lucky u got my list, and there ain't no other mayne who could get all those songs and get em up like u did. Next Mixtape i won't be a NB, i'll play my part and be a BN instead! hahahahaha, i mean...i'll ACTUALLY help aiight? aight cool.

Been out and about, even moar randomly the past few days as my peepz have places they wanna go, the laptop im using is getting shitter and shitter, so too the net, sigh, having offline conversations with people is gettin' a lil annoying. i'd like to catch em ONLINE and know that they's there in real time.

So much to say but so lil time, i'll post up a few days o' action when i get back, and if i can be bothered. maybe even details of the whole trip. a-huh, everyday stuff.

Anyway, time's past real quick for most of the past 3 days, but dayum there are still times when it feels like its gon take forever b4 i get back. SiiGH. CNY comin' up, GLs to my mayne takin' the Ls test. you gon smash it, dw.

Imma check out to see if i can get a laptop, eeepc of some sort to use while im here so i wont keep disconnecting, and also use for uni as well. farrrrr outttt.....uni huh.......SHIETTTTT. It's all gon be cool, ya'll stay cool. Imma be back soon, but as for now, im gon have to deal with offline convos [hope not for long >.> i realli wanna talk to someone.] and postin' everynow and then. First of February was nice. Sun came out...in the cold and gloomy Taiwan town where i'm stayin' looks like its gonna be nice...Hope the weather in SYD's nice too, can't wait to come back.

To my grrl, there ain't no one moar i want to see in the world right now, i'm goin' crazy missing you. Hope you're well babe, imma be back soon.

OK!

Taiwan time: 1:50am-ish, so Syd time, 4:50am-ish. Hope you were all sleepin' well when i posted this.

Missin' Sydney, but still hopin' ya'll...
Take it easy,
Mr. Jyamaigo